A naughty little book of love for him
I particularly like you with your pants off", "What I love about you is your willy", "Oh golly, it's a whopper!" - this is music to mens ears. Never mind all that luvvy-duvvy stuff. Men want to hear that they are stud muffins, luscious little love machines. Give him this book and you'll make his life, not just his day. And, because your messages are delivered by cheeky little fairies, you get away with saying some really naughty things in this book. Things you'd never say in person. Beware, though, the last page is a voucher offering him the night of his life. So, you'd jolly well better mean it!"